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> Kaufman's Korner
April 27, 2006

Howard Kaufman

Old Folks, Old Jokes

Found the Ford

The old man got lucky
And it hit the spot
Locating his car
In the parking lot.

Changing Times

A woman knows whenit's times
To wave a magic wand:
When middle age arrives her hair
Turns from gray to blonde.

Where was I?

When the memory fades and goes
One should not regret it.
The nest course for an oldster is
Simply to forget it.

Fresh Guy

I may be impertinent, I may be bold,
But I'm too young to be this old.