Annoying Blowhards

On their promise to leave
Our hopes were pinned,
Then those icy guts
Got their second wind.

Escondido Chills Out
(“Record Lows Frost North Count” - News Headline.)

I have to hope
What is forming--
As I shiver--
Is global warming.

Cold Comfort

The bad news is our heater stopped,
Its warmup job t’was shirking
The good news is our ancient air
Conditioner started working.