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  Kaufman’s Korner May 24, 2006


Howard Kaufman
 

Ethanol, Gem of the Freeway

Drivers in Brazil are pleased,
They have themselves a ball
Motoring on cheap tons and tons
Of home grown alcohol.

Unlike our US drivers where
Gas prices are a pain
Where three-five-O a gallon’s driving
Lots of us insane.

Of sugar cane we have not much
But should not feel forlorn
As we can garner ethanol
From fruitful fields of corn.

We should insist on being weaned
From costly foreign oil
And, of course, turn rapidly
To our productive soil.

But more than just insisting
That we utilize our grain
For producing lots of ethanol,
We should be raising cain!

 

 

 

 


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