Kaufman’s Korner

August 17, 2006

Howard Kaufman
 

Family Cafe Tokyo

Father Takashi made spice soup and fish,
Salads were seasoned by Sesso.
However, they had to ask Mother to leave
She was murdering the orient expersso.

Boring Boring

Teacher rattled on about grammar
As we kids were watching the snow snow
Using a double negative she warned
Is always considered a no-no.

Small Talk

Kids are cute
Kids make a fuss,
Why are kids
So much like us?