Monthly Archives: April 2010

Subject: Engineers’ Conversion Table

1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the … Continue reading

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The slow farmer . . .

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the … Continue reading

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The future is almost here . . .

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An Oldie . .but a Goodie . . .

Another oldie but goodie . . A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala eventhosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage ofextremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whomapproached the Sergeant Major … Continue reading

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Men’s tools explained

DRILL PRESS:A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully … Continue reading

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Older Gals Lawn Party . . .

Try this at your next party . . .

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The rarest of knockouts . . .

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The recent California quake

This was sent from a hotel near Mexicali:

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Cell Phone Etiquette

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Post 50 Striptease . . . Hilarious!

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