Monthly Archives: July 2010

Muslim Culture Meets German Engineering

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Why Dogs are Better than Cats . . .

“Good mornin’ Punkin!” (Ignored) “Good mornin’ Farfle!” (Yawns) “Good mornin’ YumYum” (Ignored) “Good mornin’ SunnyBoy!” (Sound Asleep) “Good mornin Trixie!” (Jumps up and down, runs to me, jumps up on my leg, begging to be picked up, wagging tail incessantly … Continue reading

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A Speech Every High School Principal Should Make:

If every school principal gave this speech at the beginning of the next school year, America would be a better place. To the students and faculty of our high school: I am your new principal, and honored to be so. … Continue reading

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For our beloved Canadians . . .

JOKE # 1 After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ‘Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona .’ … Continue reading

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The Pup . . .

Trying to figure out what she is. She’s so small I suspect she may be part Chihuahua, kind of a longish back so she could be part Dachshund, floppy ears and head shape that’s something like a Beagle. Don’t know … Continue reading

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Trixie . . . an update

Evelyn advises me she has already begun her chewing stage. On her bedroom slippers. We counterbalance that with the fact that both Evelyn and I were awakened several times last night by puppy kisses. A rather pleasant experience that have … Continue reading

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We Gots a Puppy! We Gots a Puppy!

So there I was, doing what any right thinking, elderly American man would be doing . . . lying down and resting. At about 11am Phone rings. It’s Tim Cunning, our beloved, kindly, and wild-eyed Irish president of our Kiwanis … Continue reading

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Impossible!

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Survived by his wife . . .

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Monster Hamburgers . . .

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